........... I twisted my ankle. LOL.
You can obviously tell that my life has otherwise been very sheltered so far. Don't quote me on this but I think the most I've been through before this was probably a bad scrape on the knee or something. That, or massive period cramps. No broken bones, no torn ligaments, nothing, nada, zilch. I guess the fact that I am A FATTY (more fats to cushion the bones LOL) and that I don't play sports contribute to it.
So anyway it's very stupid la how it happened. See I was in a rush to get off the bus and I was really mong char char because I just woke up (ahem it was 9 o'clock thanks). And I don't know whether all buses are the same but I'm assuming they are and you know how they have this small step that leads towards the back of the bus? So yeah in my state of mong char char ness I DON'T KNOW HOW LA somehow or another I kinda... forgot about the step. So without me anticipating the step I put too much weight on my right foot and it twisted when it landed.
I KNOW A LOT OF YOU WOULD BE LIKE OH BUT THEN YOU ALWAYS PUT TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON YOUR FOOT SEEING HOW YOU ARE FATTY SHADDUP not original please.
So yeah anyway I yelled out the moment it happened, not sure whether it was from agony or surprise more because I never expected it, and it was REALLY embarrassing because the whole bus turned to look at me. Paiseh! Got off the bus, hobbled to the nearest chair, and sat there massaging my ankle for a while.
I wasn't sure how bad it was because I've never been through it before. And to make matters worse I couldn't tell whether it was swollen or not because I HAVE SUCH FAT ANKLES LOL they both looked the same size so I figured it wasn't that bad.
Only for it to swell up to the size of a golf ball a few hours later.
Now whenever anyone asks I tell them I have a fat lady's ankles!
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