Well if any of you want to insult me and my weight you should do it soon because with the help of my 5-minute routine for anyone anytime anywhere; quick & easy pilates, no longer will I be a fat baboon!
You can tell that I am of course extremely enthusiastic about it, although I must admit I was slightly put off when I first opened the book and saw the amount of words I had to read through before we got started on the exercises.
But never mind, I shall persevere! Karen Smith, the author of said book says: Pilates focuses on the body as a whole, increases the efficiency of your circulatory system and tones slack muscles, decreasing stress. Ahem. So expect me to be stressless once (if) I get the hang of this Pilates business.
My sister laughed when I pointed out the book to her in the book store. She laughed harder when I actually said I was going to do it.
People like these is why the world is full of anger, disappointment, and anguish. If only there were people that believed in others, maybe the suicide toll wouldn't have been as high as it is today.
(I am also aware that I am typing this while munching on Kit Kat White. Yummy, I might add)
So yes. With the same amount of dedication married couples stay together in love for 40 years, I solemnly vow to do my Pilates exercise everyday.
......................... hopefully?
you, are damn cute <3
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