talent talk

A few days ago my sister and I were talking about a certain someone whom we both envied because she a) sang well b) danced well and c) was absolutely gorgeous.

Then it came around to talent talk, where she asked me to rank talents I wished I possessed most to the least.

So I told her:

1) singing
2) musical instruments
3) dancing
4) drawing

"Huh? Why singing first?"
"Because it's easier to show off when you can sing well."
"What do you mean?"
"Well I sing all the time to myself what. So can simply act blur and pretend that I didn't know other people were listening and sing to get compliments. What am I meant to do if I wanted to show off if I played an instrument well? Whip out a piano out of thin air?"
"............... yeah maybe that's why God didn't give you any of those talents."


Good call God, good call.